I DID... Here's for hoping!:
I wish. If only I could tell my family what i would really like for Christmas.
I'm getting myself diapers for Christmas. I'm also chubby. Does that count as Santa? D:
I've been a very good boy this year. I've not been naughty and eaten all my greens at tea time. Please can I have a new pack of diapers, a new dummy and a pair of printed plastic pants.
I will leave out milk and cookies for you on Christmas Eve.
Nope. Too many other priorities and Santa doesn't know how to pick out diapers like I do. The only effective way there would be to ask Santa for diapers would be to show Santa exactly what I want on her computer, which would rather defeat the purpose.
I have regressed as a baby, and therefore have no idea what the word "naughty" means.
Leave the presents under the tree, put the diapers in my room, and you know where the fridge is.
Sincerely, ABs everywhere"
Yep I did ask Santa "my credit card" to get me diapers this christmas. I got a couple emails saying that I will be receiving them on Wednesday. Can't wait fOr them to get here.
Hoping to receive cash or gift card, then use said card to buy diapers. I have white hair, does that count?