Unfortunately, you've just missed out on the 2011 Member Awards, otherwise you will have walked away with the award for Best Introduction Ever!
Seriously though... can you give us a bit more to go on? Anything you're comfortable sharing, doesn't have to be about your AB life (in fact we encourage you to tell us some "normal" things about you).
Hi, your profile says you're looking for a mummy. This isn't a site for meeting people, so if that is what you are looking for, I suggest the you look elsewhere.