Well, if we want to get technical about it, I've already introduced myself, but since I've been gone for nearly a year, a reintroduction may be in order.
My name is Zedd, and no it has nothing to do with the Sword of Truth series of books. I'm a former ski instructor, a borderline alcoholic, and just a bit of a cynical asshole. I'm a bit of an opinionated cuss (and a long winded one at that) but that may be what gives me my charm. I've recently left Happy Valley, and now I find myself back in the frozen wasteland from whence I originated. Yeah, there's a much higher likelyhood of being eaten by a grizz, but I like it here. Based on the very nature of the site, you can probably guess what my undergarment of choice is, that one is a no-brainer.
Feel free to ask any question that you like, just be ready for a reply both facetious and cynical.