No, really. How, the FUCK, are people this fucking stupid?
Student arrested for burping, lawsuit claims - CBS News
This has to be one of the dumbest things I've read on the news in a long time. The school CALLED THE POLICE over a burp, a fucking BURP, and threw the kid in juvenile hall, no trial, no informing the parents, etc.
And if you read the whole article it says the kid was stripped to his underwear by 5 shithead adults who thought he had weed on his person, all because he had $200 in his pocket. God knows what drugs you'd find if you stripped those adults to their underwear and searched them.