Can I have a bunch? Cuz I do. Mine are anywhere from funny to thought provoking. Anyway, here's mine:
"Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our point of view."
-Obi Wan Kenobi.
"The duty of every man is the dignity of every woman."
"Pain is weakness leaving the body."
"Pain is temporary, pride is forever."
"Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same."
"We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."
"I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love."
"You have two ears & one mouth...use them proportionately."
"If you want something you've never had, you've got to be willing to do something you've never done."
"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else."
-C. S. Lewis
"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always preserves."
-- 1 Corinthians 13:4-7
"Why is it drug addicts and computer aficionados are both called users?"
"When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be AWESOME instead. True story."
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting."
"If more females sit down and be ladies, then more males would stand up to be gentlemen."
"There will be a day in your marriage where the only thing you have is your commitment to your commitment." - Fr. Mike Schmitz
"I'm not lazy, just efficient."
-Jeremy 'Jerbear' McBride