You know who I'm talking about. Ever have to drive somewhere, say, school, college classes, band practice, etc., where you had to be there at a certain time and you also know the lenth of time it takes to get there and you leave right on time or about 2 minutes early and think "yeah, I'll make it on time".
But then you discover the thought is short lived, when some stupid son-of-a-bitch pulls out in front of you and starts driving 20-30mph under the speed limit, and stays in front of you the majority of the way to your destination. Then when you get there, you find that you're 10 minutes late because of that fucker who wouldn't put his foot on the gas pedal.
And I'm not talking about log trucks, school buses, or in general anyone who is carrying a rather large load or a lot of shit. They have no choice but to go slow. I'm talking about the assholes in their little sedans that are MORE THAN capable of driving the speed limit, but just won't.
Sometimes there will be the what I call "Blessings" where the asshole in front of me who is driving retardedly turns off somewhere. Usually it's when they put on their turn signal that I start cheering with joy.
But there is that one particular type of asshole who when I'm behind him I want to break his skull wide open with a sledgehammer. It's the guy who, regardless of the speed limit, be it 45, 55, or 35, drives 25 mph the entire way, but once we reach a passing zone (speed limit 35) he speeds right up to 40 or 45mph, making it impossible to legally pass him, but once the passing zone ends, he slows RIGHT the fuck back down to 20mph, and keeps going that speed the WHOLE WAY. I severely want to murder those bastards.
But it's not just people who don't drive the speed limit. There are also the assholes who pull out in front of you, run red lights and almost hit you, try to merge into you in a passing lane, and shithead teenagers who are too busy texting that they can't focus on where the fuck they're going, and nearly slam into you head on. Of course I just can't stand any teenage driver. In my opinion they all drive like shit.
So, who else hates assholes on the road?