Occasionally my dog will jump up in the bed and be where I want to be. She's a big golden retriever, so she takes up a lot of space. I try to push her to my wife's side of the bed...teehee.
I'm apparently much more heartless than you; I kick my cat off the bed all the time :3 It's every creature for itself, dude.
Better break out the vacuum cleaner. That's a sure way to get your pet to move quickly. Unless of course your pet is like one cat I used to have who LIKED the shop vac because it kept down on fleas when the collar wore off.
hehe... my dog is OLD... she is about 16 at least. And that is in human years. She makes a living of moving from bed to bed throughout the house. But she needs help or a good runing start to get up into the human beds. But once she is comfortable, she would rather take your hand off then be moved. We may spoil her a little too much. But i don't think she will be around much longer
I could never get my dog to STAY on my bed.. what the hell did I do wrong?