Just had an argument with my mum about the sheet on my bed (they've just bought me a new one and it won't stay on, so I took it off) and she said "then we'll have to buy you a new mattress once you've moved out". I questioned why and she said "for all the stains!". "What stains? I don't make stains!" (I don't masturbate in bed if that's what she's on about). "What are all the nappies for then?"
Now I knew she'd found them about a month ago when I came home and found all my stuff moved around - they were well hidden and not where I'd left them, but it was never brought up.
I told her they'd been there for ages and asked why she'd been going through my stuff, and she said she hadn't and left it there.
Not the first time I've been caught out, but as I'm 24 it's so annoying when people go through my possessions! I know it's her house, but these things were WELL hidden amongst my private stuff in a box in my room.