Before buying diapers I wrote my plans down on a piece of paper to be sure that I would remember exactly what I would do and when (now that I look back this wasn't necessary at all). I folded the piece of paper up and put it in my wallet, and I accidentally left my wallet in my pants pocket.
Well I threw my pants in the laundry with the wallet in it and this afternoon while my nosy mom was doing the laundry she confronted me and asked why I was missing some money and why I had that note (why did she have to read it?!) . I told her that I write my short story ideas on a piece of paper and that I had an idea for a story about a kid who dares another kid to buy diapers from a store. Then I told her I bought 2 chocolate bars with the 9 dollars that was missing. I don't really know if she bought it, if she didn't she pretended like she did.
Thank god I shredded the receipt that I had kept in my wallet earlier, otherwise I would've been 100% screwed. Hopefully she'll forget about all this in a matter of months.