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Thread: What Was Jesus??? ( Warning to those Extremely Senstive about Religion)

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    Smile What Was Jesus??? ( Warning to those Extremely Senstive about Religion)

    There were 3 good arguments that jesus was black:

    1. He called everyone brother
    2. He liked gospel
    3. He didn't get a fair trial


    but then there were 3 equally good arguments that jesus was jewish:

    1. He went into his father's business
    2. He lived at home until he was 33
    3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was god



    but then there were 3 equally good arguments that jesus was italian:

    1. He talked with his hands
    2. He had wine with his meals
    3. He used olive oil



    but then there were 3 equally good arguments that jesus was a californian:

    1. He never cut his hair
    2. He walked around barefoot all the time
    3. He started a new religion



    but then there were 3 equally good arguments that jesus was a native american:

    1. He was at peace with nature
    2. He ate a lot of fish
    3. He talked about the great spirit



    but then there were 3 equally good arguments that jesus was irish:

    1. He never got married.
    2. He was always telling stories.
    3. He loved green pastures.



    But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that jesus was a woman:

    1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
    3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was still work to be done

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    Hmm, while I understand there is a humorous aspect to this, it's more than offensive to religious people... it's offensive to anyone of the nationality/race/sex that you have promoted a stereotype of!

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    Really??? WOW.. when I read it I thought it is interesting.. they are not Negative Stereotypes. I guess you have to have an open mind about religion and cultures to not be offended by this..

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    I didn't find the post at all offensive, but what have people got against stereotypes ?
    I used to earn a good living casting stereotypes until the print revolution killed the trade off.

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    To quote the good Tim Minchin, if you open your head too much, your brain will fall out...An open mind doesn't mean you won't be offended. But I apologise for suggesting they might be offensive stereotypes.---------- Post added at 17:44 ---------- Previous post was at 17:43 ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by tuscan View Post
    I didn't find the post at all offensive, but what have people got against stereotypes ?I used to earn a good living casting stereotypes until the print revolution killed the trade off.
    Very good sir, very good!

    Anyway, I am not personally offended, I was making the point that the disclaimer in the title didn't cover all bases...Tbh, I thought it was going to be a serious discussion about the origins of Jesus - given that he was likely of Arabic descent.
    Last edited by eeyore; 19-Jul-2011 at 20:57.

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    Three reasons why Jesus was a witch

    1. He used his powers to heal the sick
    2. He had an affinity for weather control
    3. He had a total of 13 members in his group (counting himself)

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    Quote Originally Posted by eeyore View Post
    To quote the good Tim Minchin, if you open your head too much, your brain will fall out...An open mind doesn't mean you won't be offended. But I apologise for suggesting they might be offensive stereotypes.---------- Post added at 17:44 ---------- Previous post was at 17:43 ---------- Very good sir, very good!Anyway, I am not personally offended, I was making the point that the disclaimer in the title didn't cover all bases...Tbh, I thought it was going to be a serious discussion about the origins of Jesus - given that he was likely of Arabic descent.

    Yes..but... " A Closed Mind, is like a Closed Book" - Chinese Proverb

    but I am glad we are talking about it in a peaceful way..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly Mage View Post
    Three reasons why Jesus was a witch

    1. He used his powers to heal the sick
    2. He had an affinity for weather control
    3. He had a total of 13 members in his group (counting himself)


    Cool!! I should of added that one too.

    ---------- Post added at 08:52 ---------- Previous post was at 08:50 ----------



    Quote Originally Posted by WBDaddy View Post
    I find it hilarious, and I actually believe in the guy.
    mee too!

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