I come to a diaper forum and end up talking about programming... I work for a company that sells foreign exchange trading software to merchant banks. I maintain a 'rule engine' that I created so that banks can put in something like
and the system will make the appropriate suggestions. It's partly SQL and partly a very old, very crappy language that I won't name as it's not much used and could identify me.
if todays_price-yesterdays_price < -100 then suggest "SELL SELL SELL"
Turns out diapers (British invasion?) aren't so hard to get here after all. You can just order them online and they send them to you without any awkward questions. Tbh that is actually less embarrassing than wearing the largest kids ones, which is the first thing I tried. But maybe there's a better thread for that.