Well, I say its my first time because I don't consider the other bag of depends I bought that were too small and didnt have tapes on them, since they sucked >_<.
Anyway, just a little background info for those who don't already know:
I'm 20 years old, live in my own apartment with my girlfriend, RainbowMommy, who is also my very accepting and supportive mommy. She went with me for this trip. And another side note, we also needed condoms on this trip as well.
So we walk into walmart, its in the afternoon. And we're trying to avoid anyone we know, which includes a friend of ours who is a cashier. We make a straight trip over to where the hygene stuff is, condoms not 10 feet from the diapers. So I grab a box, no problem. And then we stand a few feet away and look at their diaper selection, trying not to feel weird.
At this point in time, All i knew was I needed a bigger hip/waist size, and ones with tabs on them. I didnt know a damn thing about what diapers were best, ect. While we're standing there, we see another woman, couldnt have been more than 30, standing by the diapers too, looking over what they had. She looked kind of nervous, but gave us a sincere smile and then back to her looking.
I'm assuming she had a medical condition or was there to get diapers for someone else with one, but of course, she probably thought the same thing of us. At that point I wasnt really worried about it. It would have been 10 times more embarassing to look at the diapers for 5 minutes and then walk away, than to pick something out and buy it. So we got Depends Maximum Absorption.
At that point it hit us.. Shit, its gonna be weird as **** checking out together with a bag of adult diapers and a big variety box of condoms. So we devise a plan: each take one item to totally seperate checkouts and meet up at the car. So just because at the time it seemed more acceptable for a girl to buy a bag of diapers, and a guy a box of condoms, then the other way around, I took the condoms to the other end of the store, while she tried to goto the self checkout with the diapers. I could here that discreet music from Ocean's 11 playing in my head as we cut away from each other. I didnt have much of a problem, waited in line, didnt see my girlfriend anywhere near, was hoping not to, as walking together out the door would feel awkward. I was able to pay for the box with no difficulty, but I looked to my right and about 4 people down the line was my girlfriend, looking irked and irritated. So i'm like "Oh shit" and quickly head my happy ass to the car. and about 20 minutes later, I see her walking quickly through the parking lot of walmart, carrying the bag of diapers with no bag, by its premade carrying strap. She throws them in the backseat gets in the car, and tells me the hassle she had.
Rainbow-eu will fill in the rest of the trip.
But it seriously felt like Oceanís 11. We went in with a plan, acted casual, trying not to draw attention to ourselves, the like.
But it was fun xD, plus I got to cuddle with my bag of Depends later on.