You've all seen these lists; they go like this:
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels motorcyclists.
You've been at work 3 hours before you notice that your fly is open or your blouse unbuttoned.
Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
You call the suicide prevention hotline and they put you on hold.
Your income tax refund check bounces.
You wasted an hour trying to get the wetness indicator lined up vertically and in the middle , not realizing the whole batch was misprinted.
Your plastic pants are cut higher in front... but you put them on backwards.
Your backpack with your spare diapers turns up in the school lost and found... missing the diapers.