ok. So, my tranquility atn's arrive today, fedex guy pulls up, comes up to front door, and drops off the box with my 3 bags of ATN's. cool, had the timing down, mom was gonna be gone for another 3 hours. so i figure why not wear one. so, i go to my room, hide them under my bed (not what you think, it's not easily discoverable, take one out, and hook my self up. well, im sitting on my computer, playing Grand theft auto, in a wet diaper, and i here the front door open. o shit. throw pj's on real quick, walk out to see who it was, false alarm, my door has a crappy lock and the wind can blow it open. ok, so i close it all the way, and then lock it. i walk into my kitchen to grab something to eat when i hear the doorbell ring. now, i can't get to my room without passing by my front door, so pretty much im screwed. well, it was my girlfriend, and she already knows, and doesn't care. so i answer, and we started talking. asked me if i got new diapers, yea, but i didn't have any for her. so she comes in, and we start playing video games (she's pretty nerdy, but cool at same time). Well, time flies when your having fun, and my mom shows up at front door, opens it before i can react. shit. my mom tells my GF she needs to go home cause we need to talk. i was fully dressed but my diaper had quite the bulge she sits me down, notices the bulge, and asked me if i was having sex. i said no. she didn't believe me, and calls my girlfriend. (my GF can't lie, she is horrible at it) she says no, which is the truth, and she believed here.
so, we start talking, and she asked me what came in the mail today. i said nothing and she says, Mary (not real name) across the street tells me the fedex guy was at our house and she saw you accept a package. i told her i ordered some new shirts. ok, whatever, she let me play video games. well, im scared shitless (prairie doggin it) and i decide, fresh air. so i grab my mountain bike, and go for a ride, thinking that she will never find anything. well, i get home, and she shoves the box at me. "Shirts huh? how many shirts did you order?" "a few" "well, where are they?" "in the wash" (my friend left some of his clothes over cause he stayed a weak, and i was actually washing them.
So she checks the wash, see's there there, and decides to leave me alone. i didn't even want to ask what she was originally wanting to talk about. i wanted to tell her o-so-bad, casue she is always saying, i may not like what you are doing, but i will support you if it's what you like. so im pretty sure she will be ok with it. well, if i do tell her, it will be later tonight, i will let you know if i do. Scared the crap outta me. just thought i would share lol