My roommate left for class, so I wait a little bit, then changed out of my wet diaper. I got it off and rolled up, when... he opened the door. I threw up the covers, said "oh sh*t" he said "sorry". I figured he just thought I was masturbating or something like that, since I covered up all the stuff. He left and then I realized... I still had the pacifier in my mouth.
Today will be awkward.