I was just thinking of all the questions we see somewhat frequently here that taken out of context would be taken totally wrong. Some of them are kinda funny, you can just picture the look of confusion (or clearly "doesn't get it") on someone's face if they overhear something.
- paper or plastic?
- brb gotta change
- he pampered me last night
- what are you wearing tonight? depends.
- I'm wet/soaked
- so what did you do in your diaper last night?
- time to get padded
- I hate leaks
- have you seen my dummy?
unexpected use of common words: