I was tired of depends, I'd been wearing too long.
Like an overplayed hit: likethe pina colada song.
So while I
lay there thinking, I dozed off and dreamt.
And I thought about purging but decided instead: 1
Since I like being soaking, like I was caught in the rain.
And I wish I was
less older, and was a toddler again.
Since I like waking up at midnight, with everything still contained
I considered my options then put my dee-pends away. 2
They're too thin and too leaky: I'm sure you know what I mean.
And they were simply too boring, the anci
So I high
tailed it online and found the stuff of my dreams.
And way off, in verse six, I will ex
-plain my scheme. 3
"Yes, I like plastic behind me, wet and warm underneath;
I am into footed pj's, Once I've brushed all my teeth;
I am having trouble sleeping til the mail comes: can't wait!.
And in verse six I'll say why I am in such a state. 4
But right now I have high hopes, for with what I'll replace
bad boring old padding with something better to tape
It's not the answer for all you but it sure works for me
It's what I had referred to, back in verse three. 5
Yes I like things that get delivered and are quick to arrive
Plastic pants to dress up in - and as to "tapes" - I had lied.
If you like lyrics about diapers based on Seventies' songs
Here's what you had looked for... but you knew all along:
I like dress-up games and punchlines, and leading you along
Being sneaky, a bit cheaty, like the guy in the song
As to cloth and plastic panties, I wouldn't lie about that;
As I wouldn't kid about Depends now they all come cloth-backed.