Hey guys, today i tried #2 again thinking it would be soft and easily passed. God was i right!
Before you read on, sorry for being straight up, hope your not eating whilst reading this.
So what happened, i was squatting just trying to pass it, and only a bit could come out. I moved that aside and followed through with the rest. To my surprise, it was huge. And i mean the biggest I've ever done. I forgot that the previous few days i had been a little ill with a cold, and taken some medicine what then "loosened" by bowels.
Guys seriously this was so wrong. I don't think i will ever attempt #2 again after today. It was rather smelly so i thought stuff it, let's take it off in case someone comes home. I took it off, and went to put it down the toilet. TO my surprise half of it was stuck on my butt! It was seriously just like a paste, peanut butter texture. It was so horrible trying to wipe off, especially because i had no wipes.
I then sat on the toilet, wiping like mad and tipped the rest down the toilet. After this i flushed it, and to my surprise it was blocked -.- 5 flushes later, it was still blocked, Another 4 flushes, it was still blocked.
I was standing there with no clothes on, i had half the #2 on my ass still, starting to panic in case someone came home! I went to have a shower, and just my luck there was no hot water. I turned this on thinking I'd have to wait a good 30 minutes for it to get to a decent temperature.
With still no luck with the toilet, i decided i just had to get in the shower. This wasn't a nice experience, seeing it all going down the drain just made me feel sick, thinking what is it and the horrible smell.
After my shower i flushed a few more times, and it finally cleared. In total it took me near a hour to sort all of this out. So much tissue was used trying to clean up it was stupid.
To finish off, I'd like to say to my toilet, thank you for finally clearing it.
I really don't think i can come to terms with this and try it again. Not for a long time anyway! Or at least when i move out and have more supplies.
Anyone else had really mad "attempts" at things DL related? Maybe trying something and it had gone terribly wrong?