But First: A Warning
This thread will contain tales of nongraphic sex. If you're uncomfortable with this then don't read it.
What is an SRI?
SRI stands for "Sex Related Injury". This is any sort of injury that was caused by some sort of sexual act.
What is this thread for?
Today (during 'naptime') Charlie elbowed me in the eye and I'm feeling sorry for myself. Basically I want people to tell me their witty SRI's and if appropriate the context it happened in so I feel better about myself!
So, my main one is obviously Charlie elbowing me in the eye earlier today. It's come out in a big bruise and I've got a headache All my workmates think he's abusing me as well, but we were just play fighting and I fell off the bed (via his elbow to my face!).
I've also had various knocks to the head thanks to some more than vigorous fun time.
Anyone else care to share?