The New Starbucks Trenta Cup Is Bigger Than Your Stomach
Oh man, I don't know how I feel about this. One of these bad boys and a pack of American Spirits and you'll be in tachyarrhythmia heaven! Thank you America!
Needless to say, I'll be looking like the biggest douche at Target. Just me, my giant hater shades, 31 oz of coffee, and a bunch of thongs in my cart.
Prepare for everybody suing Starbucks over severely shitting themselves and having heart attacks.