So last night I went to a party and there was jungle juice and beer to drink let's just say I made sure to get my five bucks worth. I was really wasted and went to the bar and got my dance on. After the bar closed at 2 I went up to a friends apartment from there I met up with these two girls and walked back to the dorms. I felt really like bloated and kinda felt as if I may have the runs. Once we are back on campus the girls go on there path back to there dorm and I start walking back to mine. That's when the urge really starts to kick in I was farting and was barely hanging on. I opened up the door to the dorm and was going to make a break for the first floor bathroom but there was a bunch of people out in the hall so I decided to go to the second floor. As I walked up the stair I felt like I was going to start priary dogging it but since the poop was lose it just came right out and I pooped all in my pants. I waddled the rest of the way up the stairs and I had to walk by this girl I know who was just going into the room next to the bathroom, it had to have smelled terribly. So I got into the bathroom and went into the stall. I had poop all over really gross I'll save you the details. So once I got semi cleaned up I took of my underwear and threw them out then I waddle back to my room so that I could get my towel and soap to shower. I have my key half way in the door when I heard a ton of people talking in my room. I took my key out and ran back to the bathroom where I texted my roomate saying we have a problem. He came into the bathroom and was like what did you through up and I was like no I shat my pants and the entire floor is in my room. He was like do you want me to go get you more underwear and I was like he'll no then everyone will known. I was just like get my towel so he did and just told everyone that I was really drunk and insisted on showering for some reason. So I basically shower for a long time and my roomate came in and was like there is only to people in our room a girl that always hangs out on our floor and another lacrosse player who had to sleep there cause his roomate was getting some. So I walk in in just my towel and with no clothes I left them in the bathroom and nobody really said to much about it. The worst part about it was that I had a girl stay up to wait for me to get back from the bars and we were going to "hang out" but I blew her off because I shat my pants and thus morning when I texted her sorry I didn't come up last night but something came up when I got back to the dorms. Luckily she didn't ask questions she just said alright well you have to make it up to me.
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