OK, I have just decided that my mother is batshit insane.
Why is that?
She decided it would be a good idea to pull out "truth or dare" cards - AT A FUCKING FAMILY GATHERING!
Everybody in the room was embarrassed, except for her, and since it's her house, everybody just went along with it reluctantly. She was the only person who was having any fun with it whatsoever.
Even worse, the person next to me got the truth, "Who would the person next to you want to date more than anybody else?" And she just blurted out "Orlando Bloom". Yeah, that would have been perfectly fine if it were not for the fact that I have purposely kept my homosexuality hidden from half the people in that room for all of my life, and now it's out in the fucking open.
And nobody at this gathering understands why I am so fucking pissed off about this. Nobody.
I am going to lock myself in this office, blast music through my headphones, and wait until my ride is ready to leave. Fuck this, I'm through with this Christmas gathering.