Well, after being the genius I am and giving my left 5th metacarpal (bone under where the pinky starts), I have to go get my hand slit open and have it screwed back together due to the nature of the displacing. And there will be no cast, too much swelling. You should see it, my left hand is basically -yellow-.
But, it's gonna be a long day tomorrow. So help me if I wake up missing a hand I'm gonna do nothing because I'll be too sad.
But, happy thoughts that I'll walk out of there with my left pawsies ^,,^