My wife and I are playing the next chapter in the AC series, enjoying it a fair bit as well. The Xbox 360 has been switched back and forth between us now for a couple weeks.
When you're climbing around in the town, various citizens will say things when they see you jumping around and scaling the buildings. Some of the common ones are:
"He's going to hurt himself, the fool."
"Expected lifespan? About five more minutes."
And so on.
But my wife and I both have gotten one that just floored us. One of those things that, when it gets said, makes you stop and think, "WTF? Did I just hear that right?!?"
The phrase is:
"Toss a dwarf and call me Donut!"
Anybody else had this one come up?