Don't make yourself incontinent. You totally get pee all over the place if you mess up! Or if your adult garments of under mess up! Just think about how bad that would be for a second. You know how when you spill, like, milk on yourself, you say "Well shoot"? Well getting pee on yourself is probably a thousand times worse. Probably. I would say that is a good estimate.
Let's talk about how much it costs after that very powerful argument. You think these things fall out of the sky? They used to, until they sprayed that stuff into the clouds to make it stop after the companies complained. Now you have to pay for it, or make other people pay for it if you want to. But they won't like that idea very much either. If you get the worst thing ever, also known as DEPENDS, you will have to dehydrate yourself like heck if you want to keep up with your friends' savings accounts. Or if you want to be in the black. The black money. The good zone. That should be your goal in life, by the way. Stay out of the red... yes! But mostly, keeping up with your two friends with the last name of Jones.
Thirdly just think about your friends. They'll most likely hate you if you get pee on them. That's all there is to say about that.
So there you have it. Don't do it or you'll be a yucko.