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    I ordered Chinese food today, and couldn't resist sharing my fortune with everyone.
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    Okay... and what do you expect us to say about this?

    *Is prevented from saying what this should be, because of a certain rule.*

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    I posted it to make people smile, but if all it did was ruffle your feathers; I guess I'll have to settle for that.

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    Ha! Is funny since this is site for ab/dls! (Family guy reference ftw)

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    A friend of mine got a fortune that was so funny he kept it in his wallet. It read "You will fall in love with a squirrel and all of your friends will laugh at you." It was awesome.

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    Be patience. The Great Wall didn't got builded in one day. (hanging in my Chinese classroom)

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    not particularly funny, but onetime, all 6 of our fourtune cookies said "There will be a nice cake waiting for you at home."

    and no, despite the powers of SIX fourtune cookies, we did not find any cake

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    Speaking of fortune cookies, I remember reading a news story a few years ago about how somebody ordered bulk fortune cookies for a children's charity event.

    The order got screwed up.

    Instead of the standard fortune cookies, they got ones with X-rated fortunes instead.

    Nobody noticed until the cookies started to get handed out.

    True story.

    Wish I knew what some of those fortunes were - that would really spice this thread up quite a bit.

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