OK, this thread is basically for posting what funny things your teachers say throughout the day. We all have that one class that we can't wait to get a laugh out of, and the teachers are always the best. So just post what you hear.
Today in class, my english teacher Mr. Reichart read our reports that we handed in a couple of days ago, and he noticed some "5th grade sentences." He told us that we needed to grow up a little. Then he asked "Does your mommy still give you an MnM when you get it in the toilet?" The class lol'd.
Look, I know it's a bathroom joke, but you gotta admit that it's pretty funny. Your turn.