So yeah, I just got caught. Kind of. I ordered some samples from Providers Choice almost a month ago. They ran out of stock, then sent me an email that they had shipped them. I was really hoping the mail would be late by a day or two. But no such luck. My father walked into my room about 15 minutes ago and goes, "Did you get a package for 'G. Y.'?" and I'm thinking, 'Oh ****. Yup...Package for Grizwald Yue...'. He thought it was for my neighbor (who is extremely old), and I told him it was a joke name I used with one of my strange friends. They know this friend, but he moved away in January, so they've met him and they know he's strange. So, I convined my father that my friend had sent them to me because he wouldn't ****ing leave.
My advice for the younger users here is always have a scapegoat. A believable one. Also, laugh with them. Have a good time.
Lastly, god I need to start being more careful. Can't have too many screw ups like this or they might actually figure something out. Too easy.