If ever there was a way to upset everyone this would be it. It’s said about introductions / interviews, the hardest thing is to sell yourself. I'm compounding this problem by not being prepared to offload up-front. I could bore you to suicide with tales of past woes. Selfishly, I'll spare you that ordeal 'cos otherwise I'd have nobody to suffer my ranting and raving. Lastly, if you find my literary genius worthy of note, noteworthy too is that necessity dictated that I started working a forty hour week at fifteen.
I am by nature a lone wolf, that is to say trust does not come easily to me. This trait is not helped by the fact I have been ousted once as a diaper wearer when I would not bow down to cohesion (that truth would read like a Deeker’s special on acid, don't ask ain't going there, NEVER). I am a DL and have passed the age of majority. One foot in the grave? Though all my family now know of this side of me, I still do not see fit to advertise on billboards. I am usually abrasive with little thought or regard to anybody’s feelings, including my own. By my own admission, I can and usually do pass for a certifiable Nut-Job. There, I’ve spared you the expense of Carl Rodgers. I would ask for this to be noted so when I do give offense, you would point this out and afford me the opportunity to make amends.
You can all wake up now, my sermon is over. Thanks for your time. I’m going back to the threads to apologize.