Hey, I'm not a lumber jack, Or a fur trader, And I dont live in an igloo, Or eat blubber, Or own a dog sled , And I don't know Jimmy, Jally or Suzie from Canada Although I'm sure they're really really nice, I have a Prime Minister not a President, I speak English and French not American, And I pronounce it about not "a-boot" I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack I believe in peacekeeping not policing Diversity not assimilation And that the beaver is a truley proud and noble animal A toque is a hat a chesterfield is a couch And it is pronouced "zed" not "zee" "zed"! Canada is the 2nd largest landmass! The 1st nation in hockey! And the best part of North America! My name is Mike and I am Canadian!