Ok basically, what is the strangest reason you've been banned/reported from a game(WoW, xBox live, Guild Wars, etc) or social network(Myspace, FaceBook, Second Life, etc).
This thread spurred from me getting reported in WoW while doing my daily quests on the Sunwell island, a guy was standing on the npcs not letting anyone talk to them to get their quests, I called him a douchebag.
About an hour later a <GM> sent me a private message, saying I had been reported, I guess the <GM> told the guy that his message went through because shortly after the <GM> contacted me, the guy blocking the NPCs sent me a whisper saying that I hope i enjoy my ban, and continued gloating about it and cursing me out and insulting me.
So my e-mail pops up, it's an e-mail from Blizzard, apparently I was only given a warning, here is where my story comes of relevance, under the reason why I was reported, it stated: "Improper use of a bodily function as used in the phrase 'get off the NPC douchebag'"
Dunno, I guess it was offensive, but the reason was just so obscure that it made me laugh......oh and I reported the guy that reported me for cursing at me and gloating about reporting me, sweet revenge
So let's here some of your stories!