This may seem like an oddly worded question, but let me explain before you dismiss it.
One thing I absolutely cannot do when I'm at home is sit on the toilet without something to read. I could be seconds away from messing my pants (and not in the, I'm wearing a diaper so it's cool way) and I just can't sit down unless I have a book, or a magazine, or a newspaper in my hand and I can't let go until my eyes are halfway into the first sentence.
Now I know not everyone is as mechanical, obsessed, or...well, lets face it, not everyone is as wierd as I am. But I know there have to be other dedicated bathroom readers here and I'm curious to know what you read when you're sitting on the potty.