So I get a call today, this lady wants help hacking her neighbors wireless network. So, I advise her that I can't help her with it as it would be considered a federal offense. She says OK, and then starts talking about macaroni .. I asked her if she had another issue ( I can't tell the customer to shut up ) and she said, yeah, I see stars.. and then *click* SQUEEEEEAAAL EEEEEEEEEEE... Customer comes back on the line and starts laughing like a loon. She continued for about 5 minutes at which I couldn't get a response from her and I disconnected the call.
I was on this call for 20 minutes and left me thinking WTF?
This lady had to have been drunk... or something..