Sure, go ask me stuff about being a caretaker. Ask me stuff about what it's like to have an *B for a boyfriend. Hell, I'll get him to jump in and answer your questions if you got any for him.
Because I'm 1500 miles away from him and he can't say no to a rubber ducky.
Oh, there is ONE question you may NOT ask me.
And that is.....
"Will you change my poppy dippers (on the beach, in the snow, in a forest, on a boat, etc.)?"