My day went well. I woke up, picked my sister up - and we both went to school. I flirted a bit with this cute girl in my math class, and then I dropped my sister off at her house.
As I'm driving home, I'm cruising down a very densely populated street (Carson Street, in South Side - for anyone who's in Pittsburgh). What happens?
Suddenly, I feel my nose pop. Feels like water in my nose, and it starts burning. I wipe my nose off only to find that its blood. And it's a lot of blood. Because before I got to the next intersection, I suddenly found myself with one of the most intense nose bleeds I've had in a few years.
I check the glove box - only to find a single Kleenex. Not wanting to stuff my nose (I'm sick, so I want to let the funk out) - I clean my face off, and use it to keep the steering wheel from being too slippery.
Driving with one hand, and using other to cup the blood that's dripping uncontrollably out of my face (occasionally opening the window to toss the blood out, which resulted in quite a mess on the side of the car and all over the window) - I found myself almost home and in need of gas.
I stop at a gas station at the end of my road. Laughing hysterically, covered in blood (all over my pants, and all over my shirt - like I murdered someone), I walk into the busy store.
It grew quiet as I walked in, and a whole lot of strange and concerned faces stare at me. They let me to the front of the line! I ask, "Five bucks on pump 6 please!" - teeth covered in blood. I hand her a mostly clean 5.
As I walk out, I go, "Oh yeah, do you have some napkins I can borrow?"
Right now, I'm home - clean and almost ready for work. The inside of my car is covered in blood spatter from be going "PFFFFT!" when my mouth was filled with blood. The steering wheel is all sticky, and there's a lot of bloody napkins filling one seat, and a lot of blood covering the driver-side window.
This is not my car. My mother will not be pleased!
Probably the most interesting drive home I've experienced. What about you ladies, does anyone have any interest or off-the-wall stories to share that can compare, or make me lol?