So ever since I've moved into my apt with my best friend I've known since preschool, I have been thinking about how I'm going to get away with wearing diapers-- if that be even at night alone. In the past, he's really honestly wondered why I lock my door at night, and asked me when he was drunk once. I figured I'd better think of something to say if he ever asks me again... well today was that day.
Him: *gets out of bed to lock the main door of our apt*
Me: Oh thanks for doing that every night, I don't think I've even done that yet.. I just rely on you to do it.
Him: Yeah just thought it would be smart, don't want any of us to get robbed or anything.
Me: Yeah that wouldn't be good.
Him: ... wait, do you lock the door to your room every night?
Him: ... why?
Me: Do you really want to know?
Me: Well, it's a lot of information, are you sure?
Me: Well, it's not just the shower that I like to have that freedom.
Him: ... Oh, wait, you ... you sleep naked?
Me: rofl, yeah I am just looking out for the both of us, ya know? Don't want you to walk in on me when I'm all sprawled out without a sheet on.
Him: lol well that makes perfect sense, PLEASE lock your door at night.
Me: Just out of respect for you, I'll do that.. unless you want to see it of course.
Him: No... no no i'm just fine thanks, haha.. well Goodnight.
Me: Yeah oh btw, sweet dreams.
*smirks on both our faces*
That was slightly awkward... just happened like 10 min ago.
p.s. Sorry I haven't posted in a while, been really busy with two writing intensive core classes and a couple more-- almost not enough happy time to spend on diapers anyway (sadly).