Where else in the whole world can you get a product like this that's only purpose is to mock your president?
Chia Obama - Special Edition Chia from the maker of Chia Pets
But really even as a republican I think this thing is stupid as hell I would NEVER buy one myself. However I always laugh when I see the ad for this. Yet it gets better since the "Happy" one looks more stoned then anything else.
(this is one of the reasons why aliens would never come to earth, or at least stay... if they really exist) Also to Chia, you need a Chia Palin!