So... I'm a big fan of cheesy 80s and 90s b-rate horror films. I've made a couple of noteworthy observations about the genre.
-- There have been plenty of "chainsaw" horror movies, but no circular saw horror movies. Is it because of the *extension cord* problem?!
-- In movies where some blood-thirst demon or a pissed-off Indian spirit is making everyone's life hell, how come the occupants never realize that a REALTOR could solve their problems much easier than a Priest?!
-- Since Jason Voorhes is Undead, indestructable, and immortal, how come no one has ever though to just lock him in a bank vault? He's unkillable, but he's not super-strong.
Feel free to add your own observations!