I woke up last night at 3:30 am. I was lying on my back. I thought to myself "why am I awake?" then I looked at my chest.
Sitting on me, firghtfully close to my face, was the biggest freaking spider i've ever seen before. It looked like it was the size of a tarantula. And it was staring right at me.
I threw off my covers and ran out of my room stark naked, slamming the door behind me and all the while screaming "oh shit! oh shit! oh shit!"
i'm crazy afraid of spiders and bugs of all kinds. Only when they're in my bedroom, where i have to sleep though. Outside I can deal with them.
A couple weeks ago a bumble bee flew into my bedroom and I accidently stepped on it. I only lightly stepped on it though, and i could feel how fuzzy it was with my foot.
Anyway, for the rest of last night i was too scared to go back into my room, so i slept on the couch in my living room. this morning i checked it out and there was no giant spider. we don't have any spiders in canada any bigger than your average wood spider. that makes me think it was all a hallucination.
but then why am i hallucinating about spiders?