That made me laugh. I feel sorry for him though. He'll probably have "Delete" after him soon
Yeah, you absolutely know that Ctrl is going to send Del after Esc. There is no Alt possibility to Ins.
I can't think of a witty pun to go along with the subject, but that was pretty funny.
Aww I hope he comes Home soon!
He scrolled on down to the end of the road. He then paused and thought of getting a tab at the bar. Soon afterward, he went home, making sure he put on the caps lock, num lock,and scroll lock, because he didn't want someone to ins themselves into his home.