So, ladies and gentlemen. Now that you're here, firstly I would like you to read this post in the voice of Humphrey Bogart if that wouldn't be too much trouble, as I've just watched Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid.
I have an activated prepaid credit card for $50. I've decided what I want to buy and from where I want to buy it - the latter is Bright Sky. The problem is, I'm not quite sure how I can ask them to just leave the package on my doorstep without asking me to sign for it. Such signage requires interaction and I am paranoid enough about these things that I really don't want to sign for the package. For that matter, I don't want the slightest indication that it's there until I open my door and see it.
Is there a way of asking them to do this sort of stealthy delivery, or shall I have to weather the signage?