Oh man, did I ever have a dream the other night! It was just so ridiculous, I have to post about it. So right now I'm in working in California for the summer, hundreds of miles from my parents' home, with most of college stuff stored away until I return to pick everything up in the fall. Now bear in mind that I was smart this year and put all my diapers in storage bin up by my school, so that I wouldn't have to risk bringing anything home.
But in my dream, I had apparently brought home a package of Huggies overnights that I've been using as stuffers (which are, btw, amazing diapers) and had left them in my closet. So I come home at the end of the summer and my mom is holding one of my diapers. She says, cooly, "The cat dragged your diapers out of the closet." She seems totally fine with it, but I'm so embarrassed that I get really defensive and start coming up with these ridiculous excuses, like, "Oh, but they're really useful -- I use them to clean up spills sometimes, and, and... you can take out the polymer and use it for all sorts of things. You can even use it to dry out food!"
Granted, I was sincerely terrified and frantic in my dream, but when I awoke that last one really killed me! Raisins ala diaper, anyone?
It's actually not that ridiculous, though. Gross, perhaps, but they do use silica gel to dry out flowers; I'm sure SAP would do the same job.
*sigh* Sometimes I truly hate my dreams.