"never heard of it".
that's what he said. a pharmacy assistant at the Asda (walmart) pharmacy said he'd never heard of incontinence.
i went in to see if they still carried Tena-slip and from the outset he looked puzzled and had to refer to the pharmacist. as he tilled-up my non-dl purchases, he enquired, "what're they for??".
"incontinence", i replied. there was a brief pause as i typed in my pin, and he then asked, "what's it called, again?" and i told him, again.
"never heard of it", he said, puzzledly.
just to the right were several packs of Tena-pants, on offer but, not in my size.