Well, these guys at my school..They think they're all tough. I heard a rumor that they were going to jump me after school. These guys are like, you're average "ghetto" whiteboy toughies. Like, all talk and no do. So, I'm walking home from school, and I'm going through the woods with my friend, and all of a sudden they all come out of the woods. They get in a little semicircle and stuff [4 guys] and start shoving me around. I was like Shit, this is gonna slow me down a little... So I was like, "Guys, I don't want any shit. I didn't do anything, just let me go." And I went to walk away and then the kid shoved me then they all started coming at me. I got punched in the head, got punched in the ribs. I was on the ground fighting to AT LEAST stay conscious then I got a chance and I kicked one guy straight in the stomach...So okay, I'm dealing with 3 guys now. The other guy is out, recovering from my foot to his stomach. So now 3 guys to deal with, theyre all punching me. I got a bloody face. Like, I got fucked up in the face pretty bad. Thank GOD I got my braces off. That would have SUCKED. Anyway. I got decked in the face, and pulled that little "Ouch, ouch, im done....BAM" trick and it worked and I made the guy hold his face and stumble backwards. Okay, well I'm still dealing with 3 guys except one is pretty badly hit [Punched him with my ring hand.] So I tried to dig into my brain to remember my taekwondo training from years ago, but no avail apparently cause I ended up on the ground again. I ended up beating the second guy like I did the first. Except when I was on the ground instead of kick him I swept him..Anyways, by now there was a pretty good crowd forming around us and I was like oh shit, im about to get humiliated in front of all my friends so I went in there and just acted like I was in boxing [I box]. I must have been fighting really stupidly before because as soon as I got into boxing stance and started with what I learned in my first month and I got the third guy completely down. Like he was done, just like the first guy [Or so I thought] The second guy was down after another punch cause he just stopped and afterward called me a pussy for wearing a ring.. anyway. I had blood all over my shirt. I could feel it all over my face and shit..So i was like ew I wanna end this. So I went in toward the last guy, shovel-hooked, and prayed. connected with his chin and he was gone.
Now see, this is where my flaw was. Little did I notice, we'd managed to rotate the fight to where I had my back to the others. The guy fell and I was like FINALLY. And I didn't think I could take any more. Like I was freaking DONE. Like, I could tell my knees were about to buckle. Then all of a sudden out of nowhere. The first guy, who I thought I took down, unbeknown to me, the motherfucker got back up and got me in a hold and the second guy, also who I thought was down for the count got up and started hitting me in the face. There was nothing I could really do at that point. So I just took the second guy punching me for about 10 seconds while the first guy was holding me...Then I was like, eh fuck this shit and I threw both of my elbows backward and hit the guy full force in the stomach which drove him backwards. Then for some reason, with 4 guys surrounding me that wanted to kick my ass. I just sat down. I don't know why. But I just sat down. and they pushed me one last time and lumbered away. Well, I needed help from two people to walk home and I'm icing my face. Amazingly, no black eye...yet. But it'll be pretty freaking embarrassing going into school tomorrow. Let's just say I'm in pain.