What are some of the worst movies you've seen and why?
The Fighter (also called Savate): Picture Bloodsport. What if Jean Claude Van Dame was one of the best actors on the planet? So, take Bloodsport, and put it in the "wild wild west". Then add a villain so stereotypical... he has a monocle and mustache... but he's also a kick boxer. I kept waiting for him to bind a girl to a railroad track. The movie had it all... gigantic russian wrestler guy... african "monkey style" guy... It was so wrong on so many levels.
It was one of those so bad it was actually funny sort of things.
Street Fighter: Speaking of Jean Claude... This movie was amazing because it had almost no martial arts in it. Street Fighter... no martial arts... what's the point? The main villain (M. Bison) was played by Raúl Juliá. (Who also played Gomez Addams in the Addams Family which I thought was pretty cute/funny.) He's out to build "Bisonopolis" and enforce the "Pax Bisonica". This was one of those... so bad it's not funny it's bad again...
Ultraviolet: It's about vampires... kinda sorta. Vampirism via viral transmission. They call the vampires "hemos". I went to see this with my room mate in the theater. I was getting drowsy and he flat out fell asleep half way into it. Just as I was dozing off in the final battle scene... the main character flicks some of her blood onto the main villain (who is a medical doctor btw).
He stops... looks at her with disgust... and says one of the best lines I have ever heard: "... you got hemo blood on me... It. Is. On!!!" The line itself is tear inducing, but when you remember he's a medical doctor, it's that much better. I started cracking up in my seat and made my room mate wake up. "Wake up /laugh Wake up!!! /gasp This is most hilarious thing I've ever seen or heard /laugh Listen to what he just said /gasp" I was not popular in the theater that night