You know how some people are bad at remembering names? Well, I'm bad at remembering faces. If I've only met a person once, and it was a brief meeting, I won't be able to recognise them the next time I see them. That isn't true for everyone I meet, but there are certain people around who have generic faces.
This one guy I suposedly know, he says Hi to me everytime I see him. Except I never know it's him untill he tells me who he is. Once I saw him at a party, he said, "Yo, Jim!" and waved from across the room. I shouted back, "Who the hell are you?" he looked a little taken aback, like we were old friends or something.
he said, "Dude, it's me Frank!" And there was a horribly awkward moment where everyone was looking at me. I just said, "Oh".
I don't know what our history is together either. I have no idea how we know each other. But apparently he knows more about me than I know about him. I know we went to highschool together for like two years, but I don't recall ever holding a conversation with him.
So, I'm walking through life with people I don't know always saying hi to me. This must be what being a celebrity feels like.
Anyone know what's wrong with me?