Most of my kiddy fantasies involve having my eyes covered: I might be blindfolded if there are adults things in the room I'm not supposed to see, so that my carer can shower while keeping an eye on me, enforced naptime, games such as guess the object by feel, playing with sensory toys, or pin the tail on the donkey. My favourite one is just before my birthday: my sight has been confiscated, my hands are locked in safety mittens, I can hear my presents being wrapped, and my cake being prepared. Someone feeds me cake mix, and teases me about how much my bare bottom will sting and burn from the OTK birthday spanking I will receive before I'm allowed to open my presents.