God damnit I'm such a damn retard! I wasnt thinking and I dont have any clue why I did it but I stuck something down my urethra. I'm an idiot because I didnt think about bacteria until about 2 seconds later! Now I'm so fucking scared of a UTI I'm crying right now! I have no clue why I did it I'm such a fucking idiot! Yes I'm cussing no I dont care if you neg rep me!