Ok, thats a misnomer title, becuase obviously I was aware of diapers before this post, as one does being a part of an urban environment in America today.
And even when I put a diaper on, there's implicite years of diaper-wearing between birth and the fifth birthday, as with most American women.
But I hadn't worn one in a long time until a short time ago at which point I wore one for a long time, considering any amount of time wearing a diaper as non-toddler or non-oldie is lengthy.
Time is an illusion, identity is a concept and this sworld is temporary.
Ok, so here's the rundown
Age 0 - Born
Age 0 - Age 5 Wore diapers a per cultural custom of the American Youth
Age 5 - Age 11 Obtained candy and knowledge from adults
Age 12 - Rode an adult rollercoaster
Age 13 - Wore diapers that one week
AGe 13 - Age 19 - Awkward trauma of American High School/ puberty
Age 19 - Danced
Age 19 - Diapers on the rare occasion of obtaining two full packs of those tape-on adult sized diapers from a thrift store for a dollar during which time the sales girl asked "Are these big diapers?" for which the only retort could be "Big! Are you calling me fat?" the moment after I realize she had no idea they were for me til I got defensive.
Age 20 - Present - More dancing.