Ok, I did my best to search for something like this on ADISC, and I didn't find anything like it...so again, I apologize if it's already here somewhere. I started this thread on TBN and I really liked hearing the results.
If you guys are like me, at some point over the years, as you go throughout your daily life, some person has made some comment about diapers or *Bish idea that caught you off guard and maybe made your heart skip a beat a little bit. When it's over, you think about it and find it kind of interesting/neat and usually kind of funny, especially because the person who made it had absolutely no idea what went through your head when they said it. However, afterwards you usually forget it and move on, since you have no one to tell it to.
But...now you have a place where you can mention these weird little instances. I always enjoy sharing these funny little stories/instances and a lot of times I get a kick out of what other people posted.
Note: Do NOT post things you see on TV or in any kind of pop culture. There's already a thread for that (listed below). This thread is only for things that happen in your actual life.
Here are a few of mine from TBN...
-One time I was talking with one of my friends and I yawned, saying that I was tired. She responded by saying "Do I need to put you in your crib?"
-Back in...4th or 5th grade or one of those years, as our class was lining up to go back inside from recess, a lot of people were arguing/squabbling over something stupid, and our teacher (who was very weird), said "Tomorrow I should bring in a bunch of diapers and diaper you little babies!" It was really weird, but at the time it certainly startled me a bit.
-In anatomy class in high school, our teacher was talking about the sphincter and how when children our potty trained they learn to control how to use the muscle (or something like that anyway). One student (I think her name was Katie) then told some story about how she had a hard time learning to be potty trained...I don't remember the details. But then our teacher (who was really funny) said, "Ok, so basically Katie just told us she still wears diapers."
-Sometime during elementary school, we went to a field trip somewhere and a few of us went to a bathroom. Inside was one of those "Koala Bear Care" changing tables. Apparently a lot of the boys (including myself) had never seen them before, so they were intrigued by it and opened it up. Then, one of them (who was a bit of a class clown), lied down on it and said "All right, one of you has to change me." Then another one responded "No, stupid, can't you see this is only for koalas?"
I think there are tons of others, but the hardest part about these is remembering them. Anyway, I always like hearing other people's stories, so hopefully you guys will be able to think of some.